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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

::PROVEN:: toddler diet to lose weight

Wish to be like this?

Follow the toddler diet to lose weight

Four days- Guaranteed!


Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes.

Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handfull of potato chips, and a glass of milk ( 3 sips only, then spill the rest)

Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat Pepsi.

Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor...........

DAY TWO-----

Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.

Lunch: Half a tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handfull of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.

Afternoon Snack: Lick an all-day sucker untill sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on the rug.

Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon.


Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of your best chair.

Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.

Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handfull of potato chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch through nose, if possible.


Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar.. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.

Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.

Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.

it is a proven diet? LOL! ♫~

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Traveling Tips

Ok. Exam's over! Holiday trips shows up!
Now i have plenty traveling tips to share!

Packing tips: How to fit everything in a suitcase.

  • eliminate as much as you can (obviously)
  • roll up your clothes instead of folding, rolled up they take far less space and stack way better.
  • every layer of clothes you put in, compress down and then start the next layer.

Traveling: Let it be a stress free vacation.
  • made some plans on what you wanted to do.
  • just relax & be spontaneous.
  • Do whatever makes you feel good at that moment.

  • Travel Insurance.
  • Photocopies of important documents.
  • Familiarise with the local laws and customs of your destination countries.
  • Deal with authorised money changers.
  • Beware of counterfeit money.
  • Identifying your luggages among other similar designs.
  • Do not pack valuables in check-in luggage.
  • Make sure that your passport is valid
  • Be ready to answer questions at the immigration counter.
  • Be aware of what is happening around you.
  • Avoid being a target of crime.
  • Special Deals? Be caution!
  • Never help unknown parties to carry things out of the country.
  • Beware of well-dressed people who happen to be around.
  • Your local embassy.

for more traveling info:

Friday, May 16, 2008

16th May 2008




i got my Maths test after this.

(should i sing my good luck song?)


I saw Syahir on primary school's yearbook when 2003!
everyone look so cute!
Azlin bought it, for fun..

so I took a look and..

guess what??

we have a chat last night!
even just now!

we ended up around 12.30 p.m.


Yes! another 10 minutes post!

bye.. =)

signing off,

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Another One,..

Another 10 minutes post.


Malay Ob & Sub going well including Art.

So, tomorrow is.. English Ob, Sub & History!!!

nothing happen lately.

Atmosphere in my class was so down.

I know. I know.

Alia's fault. & i think she's too 'gua zhang'

she want to have fight to all kind of humans,

(she's think too high of herself)
quite disappointed.

though of telling off,
but it won't work on her, perhaps.


moving on...

everything's fine.

preparation for tomorrow test. hu! ha! hu! ha!

and Micheal Wong Guang Liang says,


and he says,


(i got my 勇氣!)

signing off,

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

For Now,..

Arabic test's going well.
quite well..


ehem. just well. enough.

I felt the atmosphere was quite down just now;
between me, Fatin & Afifah.

we aren't quarreling,
nor sicked.


i tried cheered up the mood by singing
(hopefully Fatin will follow up but then..)


she's quite angry disturbing her studying!



quite touched my glass heart..
(nobody knows..)

then Islamic test next!

not really worried.

Green Light!

so tomorrow is Malay Ob, Sub (essay) & Art.




& bye..

(i shouldn't post now.. it's 11.15 p.m!)
MaMA M!A angry!

p/s: my first time post takes 10 minutes to COMPLETE!

signing off,

(Afifah's birthday on 10th May!)
she bought me some chocolate cakes.

and today is Riefky's birthday.. 13th May.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

What's Yours?

hey! see what i've got from my dad!
i think it's great to share this for everyone in here!
have a look on them!

How poor people survive using brains,
without polluting the earth.

-A parents with their children having a ride.

-Whoa! that's creative! imagine that! how much does its weight?!

-Safety first. =)

-As long as they're father wants to be fair to his children.

-It's that a truck or.. a bike with a ...??

-One or.. two???!

-No comment but.. it's creative! =)

-What is this? a bike? no? a car? no?? then....?!

-Keeping the earth without air pollution, eh?

-Ain't that cool???

-I've never saw one like this before.. but it's quite creative!

-Let's count together. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.. 8! in a bike???

No space. Got brain. TAKE IT EASY~!

-No pain no gain. =)

-I like this one most!

-It is necessary for 5+ people to push this bus??

*people nowadays are creative with their own lifestyles.
ignore what others say,
move on towards your own ideas. =)

Friday, May 9, 2008

F R I E N D-s?

since i was little,
i don't believe in best friends relationship.
i don't really spill the beans to anybody about this....

but i guess i want to be frank at this moment,
although nobody's listening..
it's better than somebody's listening without knowing the truth...

best friends?

means a group of people who
have a really good loongrelationship,
either in good mood or not,
always be there,
won't betrayed each other,
honest in any matters.

that's what i think.
but it's actually a lot than that..

every time i watched a drama/movie,
i saw a lot of type of friendships.
honesty, happiness, betrayed, hurts..

i don't consider it as friendship..
or maybe,
i don't really understand what friendship is..

nobody understands..
isn't that great to have one.....


i've once got one,
but at the end, she's not the one...

we ended up hurting each other,
especially me.

whatever comes next,
the word will always be
'best friends'

because i've never had one.....

signing off,

Women Sixth Senses

on Wednesday, 7th May 2008.

i cried.
at school.

i don't really exactly understand why i did cried,
even it's not me whom being attacked.

i cried more than people whom being attacked.
it feels right.
to me.

i'm not being bullied.
nor being shoot.

i cried because...
i felt i'm the one,

because, they're part of me.

althought they don't really treat me as one,
(even though sometimes i did, too)

but FRIENDS are meant FOREVER.

when i saw them in tears, mine follow flow...
maybe this is what we call, the bond.
women sixth sense, instinct.

to rewind the past,
i refused.

things just go as they pleased.
good things will turn up on the other way round,

believe in that?

they're not fault at the first place.
but then,
KARMA shows up.

now is their turn.


hey, do you ever heard of this phrase;
'life is like a roller, sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down'

God takes lives whenever He wants.
either you're up, nor down,

know how you stand up after a few test..


rely on Allah alone.

signing off,

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Ah Long Pte Ltd movie

"Ah Long Pte Ltd" is a light-hearted black comedy about the triad world and the money-lending business. Following the retirement of her triad leader (Richard Low), a young lady, Li Hua (Fann Wong), tries to restructure her money-lending triad into a professional and 'loving' triad that stands against the use of violence. She also suffers a nagging mother and gets involved in a romance with Mr Fang (Mark Lee), an effeminate dance instructor cum image stylist.

--> this story is very funny! there are touching scenes that make me wanna CRY OUT OUD!
just watch to know more!

signing off,

The 'ME before EXAMS'

okay. stressland.

all i want to do is,

exam's coming..

and about the fantastic ideas,
i'll keep it alive.

one condition,
not now.

after exams.
(ohh c'mon man! it'll take only a while..)

i woke up early, having 'red flood'
can't sleep..

i opened friendster & Yahoo! answer.
i was only 1st level.
but so what..

i started it yesterday; today answered 1; asked none.

okay. so exam's coming.
busy.busier. BUSIEST!
maybe i won't be around for blogging.
(i'll try my best giving a shot sometimes!)

signing off,

Monday, May 5, 2008

New Idea

just changed my chat box form meebo to cbox.
cbox is better than meebo;

Okay. back to our discussion;
New Idea.

i planned to create another blog.
(okay but i'll still use this blog)
what i mean is, i wanted to create another blog
maybe about medical, self-defence ect..
but not about my personal life.

this blog as i mentioned, for my personal life;
most accurately,

on the other hand,
i want people all over the world to hear;
my words
my opinions
my ideas.

keep the dream alive,
dreams come true.

signing off,

Sunday, May 4, 2008

CJ7- a MUST watch movie 2008!

i just watched CJ7 (Stephen Chow's Movie!)
really funny & touching!!!
i almost cry!!

Release Date : 7th February 2008

Genre : Comedy

Director : Stephen Chow

Cast : Stephen Chow

Synopsis :

A fantasy tale featuring state of the art visual effects, CJ7 is a comedy about a poor laborer father played by STEPHEN CHOW and his young son. When a fascinating and strange new pet enters their lives, they learn a poignant lesson about the true nature of family and the things money can’t buy.

--> though this movie will gonna be funniest Stephen Chow's movie i've watched; but it turned up to be very sad sad story, but still, I LIKE IT! it's funny and there's moral values and it's not just sad, it's REALLY REALLY FUNNY! 5 STARS! CONGRATULATIONS!!

signing off,

Saturday, May 3, 2008



*last post: 11th Jan 2008
haha.. i've been missing my blog =)

& try my best searching for blogging, ok?

p/s: i created wrecth blog to keep in touch with fahrenheit, wang zi ect.. (my idols) lol. but i guess i don't have time blogging; blogspot is still THE BEST!
only 1st post then quit wretch. XD

signing off,